January 2010
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Lucas Scott: So you lied to me?! How could you do that!
Brooke Davis: How could you cheat on me with my best friend?
Lucas Scott: Brooke, I never meant to hurt you.
Brooke Davies: That doesn't really matter, Lucas 'cause in the end it all hurts just the same.
[One Tree Hill Season 1]
When a person cries and the first tear drop comes...
i-am-aileen:
WEH? I’ve got to take note of this and see if it’s true. Hmmmm…
Weirdest conversation EVER!
Aids: jamie... :D
Aids: ??
Jamie: Adrian! :D Hehe..
Aids: jamie!!! :D hehehe..
Aids: (^^^)
Jamie: Uhh.. Adrian!!! :D Haha..
Jamie: (^^^)
Aids: uuugh!!! jamie!! :D:D hehehe..
Aids: shark! (^^^)
Jamie: UGH! Haha.. :))
Aids: hehehe..
Jamie: Okaaay. Shark din! :P (^^^)
Aids: hehehe.. jamie, mlligo muna ako a? :D
Aids: ok? :D
Jamie: Okay! :P
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After a few minutes....
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Aids: tpos na ko mligo :D
Aids: pwede kain muna ako? :) hehehe
Aids: ok? :P
Jamie: Okay!
Aids: ay!! :D
Aids: ok! :P hehehe
**** (^^^) is a shark in Facebook chat. Try it! : P
Laughtrip to si Vice Ganda
(Nakakita siya ng guwapo, di nakapagpigil)
Vice: Hi, ano pangalan mo?
Gwapo: Ako po?
Vice: Hindi sila, may nakikita ka pa bang tao? Malamang ikaw, ang tanga.
(Sa gasoline station, pagbaba nya ng window)
Gas boy: Magpapagas po?
Vice: Hindi magpapaconfine ako. Malamang magpapagas, gasolinahan ‘to 'di ba? Alangan magpaconfine ako dito, tapos dextrose ko 'yung unleaded gasoline niyo, at ayun na yung ikakamatay ko.
(Sumakay siya ng jeep na walang laman papuntang palengke)
Vice: Manong bayad po.
Manong1: Ilan ‘to?
Vice: Ay manong dalawa yan, nakakahiya kasi sayo, kahit ako lang mag-isa sakay mo, dalawa na ibabayad ko, libre na kita kahit sayo 'tong jeep.
(Bababa na sya)
Vice: Manong, para.
Manong1: Bababa ka na?
Vice: Ay hindi manong, sasakay ako. Sasakay ako ulit, dun naman ako sa bubong, mas presko kasi dun.
(2nd attempt)
Vice: Para ho.
Manong1: Dyan ba sa tabi?
Vice: Ay hindi manong. Dun ako sa gitna, sa gitna para masagasaan ako.
(Binaba siya sa gitna)
Vice mabundol ng isa pang jeep…
Manong2: Nasaktan ka ba?
Vice: (naasar) Ay hindi, nag-enjoy ako. Ulitin natin, bungguin mo pa. Isa pa! Dali! Ang sarap kasi! Nakabundol ka tapos itatanong mo kung masakit? Ikaw kaya bundulin ko? Tapos i-share mo skin feelings mo, kaya na-enjoy mo, sige magbungguan tayo. Laruin natin, ipauso natin, bunggu-bungguan.
50 Interesting Facts
1. If you are right handed, you will tend to chew your food on your right side. If you are left handed, you will tend to chew your food on your left side.
2. If you stop getting thirsty, you need to drink more water. For when a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.
3. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.
4. Your tongue is germ free only if it is...
“No woman really wants a man to carry her off; she only wants him to want to do...”
– Elizabeth Peters
“The probability of separate worlds meeting is very small. The lure of it is...”
– Gut Symmetries, Jeanette Winterson
“The probability of separate worlds meeting is very small. The lure of it is...”
– Gut Symmetries, Jeanette Winterson
“Sometimes you just need to cry and be sad. You need to break down and be torn...”
Girls should know why we let go.
1. We are afraid that you’ll find someone else better than us. Have you heard the of the saying: “If you love someone, set it free. And if she comes back then it’s meant to be”? We believe that. We think that it’s hard to please girls. And we are scared of what might happen when we don’t meet your expectations.
2. We are not your toys. We usually hate when you’re super happy at times....
